2025. június 20., péntek

Inventory Of My Clothes

Ladies and Gentlemen,


1) underwear - 20 pieces

2) white T-shirts - 20 pieces

3) colourful T-shirts - 20 pieces

4) jeans - 10 pairs

5) trousers - 10 pairs

6) shirts - 10 pieces

7) jackets - 10 pieces

8) pullovers - 10 pieces

9) suits of clothes - 10 pieces

10) winter coats - 5 pieces

11) combat jackets - 5 pieces

12) vests - 5 pieces

13) neckties - 10 pieces

14) shoes - 15 pairs

15) socks - 20 pairs

16) tracksuit - 5 pieces

17) shorts - 5 pieces

18) swimwear - 5 pieces

19) leather jacket - 5 pieces

20) leather pants - 5 pieces

21) casual wear - 20 pieces


No piece of clothes can be older than 3 years...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2025. június 10., kedd

Hungary Becoming A Superpower

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I think many Hungarians can't stand Hungary - because Hungary is poor... Hungary is poor because many Hungarians can't stand it... You have to break this vicious circle by making Hungary rich... I think Minister President Dr. Orbán Viktor's all actions are targeting this change...

What else could be done in order to make Hungary rich?

a) Hungary and many surrounding states could be unified in the Eastern European Empire - which would be a rich country anyway...

b) Getting rid of dust... By planting oak forests and lawn - you would have to buy wheat and other grain "from abroad..." And by breeding more cows - in Alpine countries that seems to be the biggest part of agriculture... If nothing else works you have to build a roof over the country...

c) Further spreading the open-air museum-look in the countryside...

d) Boldly using computers in all areas of life... Etc.


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




2025. június 8., vasárnap

Making Myself Comfortable In The West

Ladies and Gentlemen,


1) air-conditioning on 23 Degrees Celsius

2) hamburgers, Chinese food, pizzas, Gyros, fish and chips

3) Mercedes SL AMG

4) desk in my bedroom, empty carpets

5) Apple MacBook Pro

6) collection of books, CDs and DVDs, restoration of iTunes

7) gay sauna at least once a week

8) denture

9) goose liver, shrimp

10) biker gloves, biker shorts, sneakers

11) watches, mobile phone, sunglasses, backpack

12) fountain pens, pen holder

13) jewels

14) decent makeup

15) collection of baseball caps, 200 pieces of clothes

16) collection of model cars, model airplanes and plush animals


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







2025. május 21., szerda

My Secret Garage - May 21st 2025

Ladies and Gentlemen,


How does my family protect itself against an addiction to cars?


a) We travel by car only twice a week... In the remaining time we stay at home...

b) Superfluous money is there...

c) In our family a car sharing is organised spontaneously...


These are common cars of my family... They can be used by any family member of mine and I buy and sustain them...


Obviously, we want environmentally friendly cars...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



My secret garage


1) Rolls-Royce Phantom EWB (5 pieces)

2) Rolls-Royce Ghost EWB (5 pieces)

3) Maybach 62 (5 pieces)

4) Maybach 57 (5 pieces)

5) Bentley Mulsanne LWB (5 pieces)

6) Bentley Arnage LWB, Bentley Flying Spur (5 pieces)

(30 pieces)


7) Duisenberg Cosmopolitan (3 pieces)

8) Duisenberg Tycoon (3 pieces)

9) Facel Vega Cosmopolitan (3 pieces)

10) Facel Vega Tycoon (3 pieces)

(12 pieces)


11) Mercedes-Maybach S-Class (3 pieces)

12) Mercedes-Maybach S680 Pullman Guard (2 pieces)

13) BMW 7-Series (3 pieces)

14) Audi A8 (3 pieces)

(11 pieces)


15) Ferrari 488 GTB, Ferrari 575 M Maranello, Ferrari Roma, Ferrari 12 Cilindri

16) Ferrari 612 Scaglietti, Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano, Ferrari SF90 Stradale

17) Mercedes SLR McLaren, Mercedes SLS AMG

18) Lamborghini Revuelto and Temerario, Bugatti Tourbillon, RR Supersports Car

(13 pieces)


19) Mercedes S-class Coupé, Porsche Panamera, Porsche Turbo

20) Bentley Brooklands, Maserati Quattroporte

21) RR Phantom Coupé, RR Wraith

22) Aston Martin DB 12, Bentley Continental GT, Maserati GT

(10 pieces)

        

23) Mercedes SL 600, Ferrari Portofino M

24) Porsche 911 Targa, Porsche 911 Convertible

25) Maybach Landaulet

26) RR Phantom DHC, RR Dawn

(7 pieces)


27) Jaguar V12, Cadillac CT6, Lincoln, Lexus, Genesis (3 pieces each)

28) RR Phantom VI, RR Silver Cloud III, RR Silver Shadow (3 pieces each)

29) RR Touring Limousine, RR Silver Seraph Park Ward (3 pieces each)

(30 pieces)


30) Cars of Nostalgia (max. 20 pieces)

31) Mercedes V-class VIP, RR Ghost, RR Phantom (3 pieces each)

32) Morgan Plus Four (5 pieces)

33) RR Phantom EWB Touring Limousine (3 pieces)

34) RR Phantom EWB Stretched (3 pieces)

35) RR Phantom EWB Landaulet (3 pieces)

36) Maybach 57S, Maybach 57 Zeppelin (3 pieces each)

37) Maybach 62S, Maybach 62 Zeppelin (3 pieces each)

38) Maybach Exelero, Chevrolet Corvette, Bugatti EB 110 GT

39) Lexani luxury cars (mostly Cadillac and Lincoln based) (5 pcs.)

(63 pieces)

(altogether 176 pieces)



Colors


a) dark blue - tan

b) dark green - tan

c) blue - grey (Maybach only)

d) brown - green

e) silver - black

f) black - brown (Bentley only)

g) porcelain - white (Rolls-Royce only)

h) black - cantaloupe (Maybach only)

i) light blue - white (Mercedes only)

j) brown - grey (Rolls-Royce only)

k) golden - green

l) black - red

m) red - tan

n) black - black, light wood

o) 50% of cars, 100% of aircraft green, inspired by Phantom Oribe

p) 10 cars in "Gold statt Chrom" and 10 cars in "Goldlack"

q) single colour interiors and colour contrast are both welcome

r) female colours on personal cars

s) golden/silver/green - cognac

t) grey and silver - steel grey (Maybach only)



Old concept of

Maximum age: 20 years after production

                                        or

                        200,000 kms (i.e. Mercedes-Benz S 580 e 4matic Long)

                                              (or Porsche 911 Carrera 4S)


New concept of

Maximum age: 3 years after production

                                      or

                        60,000 kms (leasing instead of purchasing)


Decision over

Maximum age: 5 years after production

                                      or

                        80,000 kms (leasing instead of purchasing)



"Personal cars": a) 1 big limousine

                           b) 1 sports car

                           c) 1 budget car (a concept of Louis XIV, in connection with the Chart)



Cleaning: TOPAZ



Bespoke: a) seat covers with golden Fleur-de-Lis motives, for all marques

             b) seat covers with famous and less famous paintings, printed or embroidered, for all marques

                c) bespoke coach paintwork

           d) interiors with fabric and fur (source: Mercedes-Maybach Haute Voiture and Rolls-Royce Phantom Scintilla)

                e) transparent hood

                f) 20 cms more legroom for drivers in cars with a partition wall




2014. május 18., vasárnap

Only The Strong Survive

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I was 18 years old if I remember right when I made the following series of decisions - very quickly...

1) In the stately schools insane priests who are fascists and who are a source of danger to human life educate humanoid persons to soldiers... There is no exception to this rule...

2) It was ideal if these soldiers trained by fascists killed one other in wars, far away from the settlements of human beings... However if you cannot generate any war for these soldiers then they will have to live among modern humans and intellectuals, respectively (the members of the species "homo sapiens sapiens") and they will have to be forced to some useful work...

3) Soldiers trained by fascists must not work at any places where modern humans (the members of the species "homo sapiens sapiens") can do any work which is healthy for these modern humans... Soldiers trained by fascists can only do physical work which is as hard as possible and leads to the early death of these soldiers... For example: work in coal or ore mines, work in the metal industry, work at the construction of buildings and of roads, any monotonous physical work, work with domesticated animals etc.

4) If you cannot avoid that soldiers trained by fascists have a working place near modern human beings and intellectuals, respectively then you have to avoid that they receive a salary for their work so that they and their quickly multiplying families die as soon as possible... The cancellation of paying salaries can be solved by some lacks in working contracts and some practical institutions...

5) Physical workers used to be in an overpower compared to modern humans and intellectuals, respectively... Therefore modern humans and intellectuals couldn't receive any salaries either so that physical workers don't attack them and their families with envy (physical workers are trained originally to be soldiers, unfortunately)...

6) In a distant future when mankind can reach the total annihilations of fascists, soldiers and physical workers trained by them, such as the total annihilation of related humanoid species that are a source of danger to human life on Earth and when physical work can be done exclusively by machines which are not dangerous to human life in a proven way then modern humans and intellectuals, respectively may start to receive their well-deserved salaries, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



2014. április 20., vasárnap

Let's Immigrate To The USA (Test Book) - Assembled By Joseph De la Mikula

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Which airplane is the most silent during take-off?

a) Boeing 787 Dreamliner
b) Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental
c) A glider or sailplane

Who was not the girl-friend of Leonardo DiCaprio?

a) Giselle Bündchen
b) Kate Winslet
c) Jennifer Aniston

How much do you know about the legal equality of African Americans and of white Americans?

a) African Americans have got the same rights as white Americans...
b) African Americans have got the same rights as white Americans but they live a little far away from white Americans...
c) African Americans have got a little fewer rights than white Americans, unfortunately...

What other language do you speak next to English?

a) Spanish
b) Japanese
c) Hungarian

What disease does Annie Lennox suffer from?

a) genetical disorder
b) a sexually transmitted infection
c) long-sightedness

Can you climb alone and without the help of any other person into a F-22 Raptor jet fighter?

a) yes
b) no
c) I am not permitted to near such an airplane

Which company produces the F-22 Raptor jet fighter?

a) The Boeing Company
b) Lockheed-Martin
d) Cessna

What kind of a car does Bobby Ewing drive in the TV-series "Dallas"?

a) Porsche 911
b) Jaguar XK
c) Mercedes-Benz SL

Which media-personalities were famous in 20th Century?

a) Stanley and Laurel
b) Randy and JDLM
c) The Property Brothers

How high do you think the minimum hourly wages in the USA should be increased?

a) To USD 9.00
b) To USD 10.10
c) To USD 8.50

What would you criticise the most harshly in the cartoon-series "South Park"?

a) dirty language
b) the appearance of Jesus Christ
c) low definition of the television picture

How did you travel to the USA?

a) by plane
b) by cruise ship
c) on my own yacht

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2014. április 4., péntek

Love Goes Through Your Stomach - Madonna - Cold Plate

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The President's Seal... Based on an idea of Madonna Ciccone...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team