2025. december 22., hétfő

Restrictions In My Royal Life - December 22nd 2025

Ladies and Gentlemen,


There are restrictions in my life, too, they originate from my ancestors and one or two of them are already very successful... What are these restrictions?

1) I must not have a smartphone...

2) I must not have more smaller cars than supreme class and luxury class cars...

3) I must not have a fully electric car...

4) I must not have more SUVs than limousines...

5) I must travel by airplane and helicopter, I can travel by train only in emergency...

6) I must take the principles of the Habsburg, Rothschild and Rockefeller families to heart...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2025. december 2., kedd

My Imaginary Fleet Of Private Jets And Helicopters

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Here you have my imaginary collection of private jets and helicopters:

1) 3 Airbus A380s

    2 Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIPs

    2 Boeing 777-9 VIPs

2) 10 Boeing 737-10 MAX VIPs

     10 Bombardier Global 8000s

3) 10 helicopters (Airbus and Bell)

4) 3 Boeing C-17 Globemasters


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


De La Mikula Royal Residences

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Here you have a short summary of the De la Mikula royal residences:


1) Royal Residence next to Frankfurt am Main

2) Commerzbank Tower in Frankfurt am Main

3) Rocky Mountains Palace in Moses Lake, WA

4) Denver Papal Residence, CO

5) Royal Residence in Versailles, KY

6) Royal Residence in Bretagne

7) Blue Palace in Hungary

8) Blue Palace in North Dakota

9) Blue Palace in Arizona

10) Blue Palace in Poland

11) Buckingham Palace in London

12) 5 Royal Palaces in the middle of the USA

13) Four Seasons Hotels and Resorts

14) Ritz-Carlton Hotels and Resorts

15) The Plaza Hotel NY

16) Istana Nurul Iman in Brunei

17) 1000 Royal Castles in France

18) 3 Log Houses in the Rocky Mountains

19) Royal Residence near Luanda, Angola

20) Royal Residence in Argentina or Brazil


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




A Royal Family

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I have the following spouses as of December 2nd 2025:


1) Berta Wolfinger-Boeing

2) Aretha Franklin

3) Jennifer Lopez

4) Britney Spears

5) Natalie Portman

6) Mary King

7) Dr. Noémi Császár

8) Zita von Habsburg

9) Martina Schneitter

10) Brita Wolfinger-Boeing

11) Maria Wolfinger-Boeing

12) Zsófia Kovács

13) Chris Evans

14) Johannes Wolfinger-Boeing

15) Peter Al Fahd

16) Salvator Gonsales

"If you have the possibility to love then love..." (Berta Wolfinger-Boeing)


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2025. október 5., vasárnap

The 3 Billionaires Discover Their Feelings

Ladies and Gentlemen,


The 3 Billionaires Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were participating at a ball and they were giving signs to each other...

Röfi said: "You have to take it in your mouth a little bit..."

Töfi said: "I'm so happy! I'm so in love!"

Böfi said: "I think I'm going to continue my military career..."

Don't believe there is no development in gay sex: it is better between the thighs... (With special thanks to HRM Leonardo Da Vinci...)


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2025. szeptember 3., szerda

Royal Residences In Hungary

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Here you have a list of royal residences in Hungary:

1) Blue Palace - with park and garden

2) Gresham Palace - as a member of the Four Seasons Hotel Chain

3) Royal Castle of Fertőd

4) Royal Castle of Gödöllő


My personal cars in Hungary:

1) Mercedes-Maybach S-Class

2) BMW 7-series

3) Audi A8


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




2025. augusztus 3., vasárnap

Showing Solidarity

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Volume producers:

1) Volkswagen

2) Opel/Vauxhall

3) European Ford

4) Renault

5) Peugeot

6) Citroen

7) Fiat

8) Chevrolet

9) Buick

10) Pontiac

11) Oldsmobile

12) American Ford

13) Chrysler

14) Toyota

15) Honda

16) Nissan

17) Mazda

18) Mitsubishi

19) Hyundai

20) Kia

21) Skoda

22) Seat

23) Dacia

24) Suzuki

25) Subaru

26) Smart


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




2025. augusztus 2., szombat

My Collection Of Heavy Duty Vehicles

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Luxury car brands:

1) Rolls-Royce

2) Maybach

3) Bentley

4) Duisenberg

5) Facel Vega

6) Ferrari

7) Lamborghini

8) Maserati

9) Porsche

10) Aston Martin

11) Morgan

12) Range Rover

13) Lexani

14) Genesis

15) Lexus Tokyo and other luxury cars

16) Marie

17) Rose

18) Lilly


Premium car brands:

1) Mercedes-Benz

2) BMW

3) Audi

4) Jaguar

5) Rover

6) Alfa Romeo

7) Lancia

8) DS

9) Cadillac

10) Lincoln

11) Lexus

12) Volvo

13) Saab

14) Rolls-Royce supreme class

15) Matra

16) Talbot


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2025. június 20., péntek

Inventory Of My Clothes

Ladies and Gentlemen,


1) underwear - 20 pieces

2) white T-shirts - 20 pieces

3) colourful T-shirts - 20 pieces

4) jeans - 10 pairs

5) trousers - 10 pairs

6) shirts - 10 pieces

7) jackets - 10 pieces

8) pullovers - 10 pieces

9) suits of clothes - 10 pieces

10) winter coats - 5 pieces

11) combat jackets - 5 pieces

12) vests - 5 pieces

13) neckties - 10 pieces

14) shoes - 15 pairs

15) socks - 20 pairs

16) tracksuit - 5 pieces

17) shorts - 5 pieces

18) swimwear - 5 pieces

19) leather jacket - 5 pieces

20) leather pants - 5 pieces

21) casual wear - 20 pieces


No piece of clothes can be older than 3 years...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2025. június 10., kedd

Hungary Becoming A Superpower

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I think many Hungarians can't stand Hungary - because Hungary is poor... Hungary is poor because many Hungarians can't stand it... You have to break this vicious circle by making Hungary rich... I think Minister President Dr. Orbán Viktor's all actions are targeting this change...

What else could be done in order to make Hungary rich?

a) Hungary and many surrounding states could be unified in the Eastern European Empire - which would be a rich country anyway...

b) Getting rid of dust... By planting oak forests and lawn - you would have to buy wheat and other grain "from abroad..." And by breeding more cows - in Alpine countries that seems to be the biggest part of agriculture... If nothing else works you have to build a roof over the country...

c) Further spreading the open-air museum-look in the countryside...

d) Boldly using computers in all areas of life... Etc.


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




2025. június 8., vasárnap

Making Myself Comfortable In The West

Ladies and Gentlemen,


1) air-conditioning on 23 Degrees Celsius

2) hamburgers, Chinese food, pizzas, Gyros, fish and chips

3) Mercedes SL AMG

4) desk in my bedroom, empty carpets

5) Apple MacBook Pro

6) collection of books, CDs and DVDs, restoration of iTunes

7) gay sauna at least once a week

8) denture

9) goose liver, shrimp

10) biker gloves, biker shorts, sneakers

11) watches, mobile phone, sunglasses, backpack

12) fountain pens, pen holder

13) jewels

14) decent makeup

15) collection of baseball caps, 200 pieces of clothes

16) collection of model cars, model airplanes and plush animals


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







2025. május 21., szerda

My Secret Garage - May 21st 2025

Ladies and Gentlemen,


How does my family protect itself against an addiction to cars?


a) We travel by car only twice a week... In the remaining time we stay at home...

b) Superfluous money is there...

c) In our family a car sharing is organised spontaneously...


These are common cars of my family... They can be used by any family member of mine and I buy and sustain them...


Obviously, we want environmentally friendly cars...


With a few exceptions I don't like tuned cars... Because tuned cars call too much attention to themselves (security) and tuning spoils the original design (being cleaned up)...


Why over 200 cars?

a) security of myself and of my family

b) security of car labels

c) annoying of the enemy



Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



My secret garage


1) Rolls-Royce Phantom EWB (5 pieces)

2) Rolls-Royce Ghost EWB (5 pieces)

3) Maybach 62 (5 pieces)

4) Maybach 57 (5 pieces)

5) Bentley Mulsanne LWB (5 pieces)

6) Bentley Arnage LWB, Bentley Flying Spur (5 pieces)

(30 pieces)


7) Duisenberg Cosmopolitan (3 pieces)

8) Duisenberg Tycoon (3 pieces)

9) Facel Vega Cosmopolitan (3 pieces)

10) Facel Vega Tycoon (3 pieces)

(12 pieces)


11) Mercedes-Maybach S-Class (3 pieces)

12) Mercedes-Maybach S680 Pullman Guard (2 pieces)

13) BMW 7-Series (3 pieces)

14) Audi A8 (3 pieces)

(11 pieces)


15) Ferrari 488 GTB, Ferrari 575 M Maranello, Ferrari Roma, Ferrari 12 Cilindri

16) Ferrari 612 Scaglietti, Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano, Ferrari SF90 Stradale

17) Mercedes SLR McLaren, Mercedes SLS AMG

18) Lamborghini Revuelto and Temerario, Bugatti Tourbillon, RR Supersports Car

(13 pieces)


19) Mercedes S-class Coupé, Porsche Panamera, Porsche Turbo

20) Bentley Brooklands, Maserati Quattroporte

21) RR Phantom Coupé, RR Wraith

22) Aston Martin DB 12, Bentley Continental GT, Maserati GT

(10 pieces)

        

23) Mercedes SL 600, Ferrari Portofino M

24) Porsche 911 Targa, Porsche 911 Convertible

25) Maybach Landaulet

26) RR Phantom DHC, RR Dawn

(7 pieces)


27) Jaguar V12, Cadillac CT6, Lincoln, Lexus, Genesis (3 pieces each)

28) RR Phantom VI, RR Silver Cloud III, RR Silver Shadow (3 pieces each)

29) RR Touring Limousine, RR Silver Seraph Park Ward (3 pieces each)

(30 pieces)


30) Cars of Nostalgia (max. 20 pieces)

31) Mercedes V-class VIP, RR Ghost, RR Phantom (3 pieces each)

32) Morgan Plus Four (5 pieces)

33) RR Phantom EWB Touring Limousine (3 pieces)

34) RR Phantom EWB Stretched (3 pieces)

35) RR Phantom EWB Landaulet (3 pieces)

36) Maybach 57S, Maybach 57 Zeppelin (3 pieces each)

37) Maybach 62S, Maybach 62 Zeppelin (3 pieces each)

38) Maybach Exelero, Chevrolet Corvette, Bugatti EB 110 GT

39) Lexani luxury cars (mostly Cadillac and Lincoln based) (5 pcs.)

(63 pieces)


40) Lexus luxury cars (3 pieces)

41) Marie (3 pieces)

42) Rose (3 pieces)

43) Lilly (3 pieces)

44) Rolls-Royce supreme class (3 pieces)

(15 pieces)


45) Rolls-Royce Cullinan, BMW X7, Aston Martin DBX, Toyota Century SUV

46) Bentley Bentayga, Audi Q8, Maserati Levante, Cadillac Escalade

47) Mercedes-Maybach GLS, Mercedes GLS, Lamborghini Urus,

48) Range Rover, Porsche Cayenne, Ferrari Purosangue 

(14 pieces)

(altogether 205 pieces)


49) from now on, personal and family cars will be managed by computer (i.e. Mercedes VLE-class, Ferrari 849 Testarossa, Ferrari Amalfi, Ferrari 296 GTB etc.)



Colors


a) dark blue - tan

b) dark green - tan

c) blue - grey (Maybach only)

d) brown - green

e) silver - black

f) black - brown (Bentley only)

g) porcelain - white (Rolls-Royce only)

h) black - cantaloupe (Maybach only)

i) light blue - white (Mercedes only)

j) brown - grey (Rolls-Royce only)

k) golden - green

l) black - red

m) red - tan

n) black - black, light wood

o) 50% of cars, 100% of aircraft green, inspired by Phantom Oribe

p) 10 cars in "Gold statt Chrom" and 10 cars in "Goldlack"

q) single colour interiors and colour contrast interiors (if harmonic) are both welcome

r) female colours on personal cars

s) golden/silver/green - cognac

t) grey and silver - steel grey (Maybach only)

u) mostly warm colours (exteriors and interiors), neon colours are also welcome


Old concept of

Maximum age: 20 years after production

                                        or

                        200,000 kms (i.e. Mercedes-Benz S 580 e 4matic Long)

                                              (or Porsche 911 Carrera 4S)


(New concept of

Maximum age: 3 years after production

                                      or

                        60,000 kms (leasing instead of purchasing)


Decision over

Maximum age: 5 years after production

                                      or

                        80,000 kms (leasing instead of purchasing))



"Personal cars": a) 1 big limousine

                           b) 1 sports car

                           c) 1 budget car (a concept of Louis XIV, in connection with the Chart)



Cleaning: TOPAZ



Bespoke: a) seat covers with golden Fleur-de-Lis motives, for all marques

             b) seat covers with famous and less famous paintings, printed or embroidered, for all marques

                c) bespoke coach paintwork

           d) interiors with fabric and fur (source: Mercedes-Maybach Haute Voiture and Rolls-Royce Phantom Scintilla)

                e) transparent hood

                f) 20 cms more legroom for drivers in cars with a partition wall