A Bathhouse On The Move

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to share a map of the lost Atlantis with you (1st floor)... The legendary island is accessible by car and by public traffic...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Lie-flat Seats In A Mercedes-Benz

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You cannot install lie-flat beds only in a Maybach but in a more common sedan, too... With an open bed you can only carry 3 passengers (2 seated and 1 lying)...

To me the result awfully looks like an ambulance car...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Disgust

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You may wonder how uncivilized soldiers can be in foreign countries... However soldiers represent the population of their native countries: culture, mental health or legal system... That's why I think that no other citizen of a country behaved in a more elevated way at war than the armed forces...

Actually I have got lots of experience in this area...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Baby's Blog - Recreational And Holiday Opportunities In The Rocky Mountains

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Perhaps it is the greatest opportunity in life to create something on your own... Not without predecessors, of course...

Denver, Colorado seems to be the perfect city for such a new start: fresh air, inspirational mountains and some good company... The architecture reflects nature and U.S. American traditions... However if I ever managed to live in this interesting area I wouldn't spend all of my time on working...

Denver, Colorado

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Baby's Blog - Naivity

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Top questions of the day:

a) What are extra-basses in cars good for? Just like: "FRROO-OO-OO-OZZE-NNN..."

b) Finally all neuroses should be solved within the sphere of the transmission of emotions...

c) Actually there is no work without thinking... Physical workers must think as much as intellectuals...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Baby's Blog - Royalty

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have been thinking much about the plot of the Home Alone movies... It is perhaps the sickest story of all times but you can understand it: the family leaves behind one of their children because they project in him that the boy is a source of danger... Apologizing at the boy means that they still believe it after the disaster...

Royalty is the bravery of Kevin McCallister and the seemingly endless phantasy of the authors, respectively...

Home Alone

Home Alone 2

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Teamliner

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Life doesn't stand still in Everett, WA either and you start to think over how much revenue an Airbus A380 creates for The Boeing Company? I think it is about a fair contribution for the inventor of very large aircraft...

1) The already over 80 really very luxurious and comfortable Airbus A380s create fast a rest - perhaps this rest is growing faster than the upper 10,000 and is flying and enjoying Boeing...

2) The eco-efficiency of the Airbus A380 creates a cleaner world - you don't want to burn up in oxygen, do you?

3) The cost-efficiency of the Airbus A380 seduces airlines and passengers to the usage of crude oil products - this might slow down the development of the world economy, science etc.

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

My Rolls-Royce Dairy

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once again a short reconing:

5 supreme class cars (EUR 200,000.00 each) during 20 years = EUR 1,000,000.00

1 Rolls-Royce Phantom (EUR 500,000.00 each) during 20 years = EUR 500,000.00

I am chosing Rolls-Royce...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

4 Years Ago

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time there was a boy aged 14 who encountered a couple of drug dealers (I don't mean the ones from the drug store) who wanted to sell they boy narcotics (for their living)... By a miracle the boy said no to the seducing - perhaps because he was quite a rich boy who wanted to keep the fortune his parents gathered or because he was very much engaged in the church... And what's more the boy went to the local police department and reported the case...

The policemen were very friendly with him however they had to tell the boy that he would have to change his country (most likely forever) so that he can be protected from the mafia... The boy was interested in psychology and the policemen could even offer him to go into the ultra-othodox psychoanalysis at a psychologist of the military of the neighboring country... 20 years of psychotherapy for free! However the boy was concerned... "Soldiers have got a soul as well" - that's what the psychologist told him and then the boy accepted the offer...

As the boy was only 14 he was brought into the neighboring country only slowly so that he could finish the high-school and say good-bye at home... When he turned 20 the special forces organized his disappearing... Another tall, blond and blue-eyed young man died at a car accident and then the body was thrown before a train (it was cold already)... The doctors of the home country of the boy found that the boy commited suicide...

In fact he is chatting with me on the internet... He has got one more year left from his monumental psychotherapy... He did not become a soldier and the only thing he likes in the military is counter-espionage... On the other hand he is working already as a psychoanalyst and he traveled the world... As he says he is also "a little bit creative" but he doesn't have a family yet... "Maybe I will have to attend a partner therapy..." He is interested in antique beauties such as Milla Jovovich or Verona Feldbusch...

He suggested me to study the theoretical history of fine arts... All for free because we know each other from earlier (he is 4 years younger than me)... He also asked me to publish this story - I don't know why... Here you have it...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Horse Power

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think with the growing human population on Earth future belongs to shared pets...

For example:

1) let's say you would like to ride a horse each week and for 2 hours,
2) that means that 1 horse can service 3 (returning!) sportsmen and sportwomen a day,
3) and 15 sportsmen and sportswomen during 5 business days...

The cleaning of the horse and of the stall could be automized at so many human relationships... I think that shared horses were more fit and less lonely - with 2 holidays a week...

A little computing about dogs:

1) let's say you would like to play with a dog 2 hours every day (taking out the dog for a walk is also a play),
2) then a dog could service approx. 7 children and grown-ups each day...

I hope that dog sharing also resulted in more fit and less lonely dogs...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Magic Of Aston Martin August 16th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Aston Martin are a leading company in the area of using the expression "poor child", as well... For example, you should understand the following result of folklore from the American Pacific Islands:

a) if you find yourself on an uninhabited tropical island,
b) together with a naked woman
c) (happens to me every day)
d) and you want to make fire,
e) you have to rub together
f) two pieces of dry wood
g) until you have a spark...
h) my wife says
i) that I should take the car regularly
j) to the car service
k) so that I don't have a problem with the spark
l) and with the fire either...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing Spa And Fitness

Ladies and Gentlemen,

On the day of the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympic Games in London I succeeded in finding the Boeing Spa and Fitness - in Budapest... It is not only a Boeing Spa and Fitness because I have a jet lag - but because of the prices... I mean you become disappointed if you are not a billionaire... The facility has been advised by my bodyguards...

Maybe I am going to visit that place...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Airplane Families	2011 $ in Millions Average
737 Family
737-600	59.4
737-700	70.9
737-800	84.4
737-900ER	89.6
737 MAX 7	77.7
737 MAX 8	95.2
737 MAX 9	101.7
747 Family
747-8	332.9
747-8 Freighter	333.5
767 Family
767-200ER	151.5
767-300ER	173.1
767-300 Freighter	175.4
767-400ER	190.2
777 Family
777-200ER	244.7
777-200LR	275.8
777-300ER	298.3
777 Freighter	280.1
787 Family
787-8	193.5
787-9	227.8

Madonna In 2012 And Beyond

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Madonna's foundation aimed at ending the extreme poverty in Malawi has reached another milestone today according to the News Feed on Facebook: the 2nd school is ready with the help of Madonna...

Blessed are the poor - but Madonna must be blessed, too...

Visit: Raisingmalawi.org If you don't know why just Malawi you can choose another country in Africa, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Mystery Of Christmas

Ladies and Gentlemen,

JINGLE BELLS

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
All the fields we go
Laughing all the way

Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight!

Santa Claus also buys Rolls-Royce... (Actually it was a client from Qatar...) I would like to call your attention to the corner in the rear with the armrest and the soft leather wall - it must be pleasant...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Villa Of God's Grace

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This contemporary villa was inspired by classical monasteries... It is meant for housing a family but the church building is open to the public, of course...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Magic Of Aston Martin May 19th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Driving an Aston Martin means mutual pleasure both for the driver and for the car... For example:

a) "You are not even famous..."
b) "Vogue..."
c) "Where do you live, madam?"
d) "I wanna take you there..."
e) "Please don't try to disguise the Police... Your address please!"
f) "Nothing really matters..."
g) "Steve, I think we are going to have a guest for tonight..."
h) "Shoo-bee-doo..."
i) "Once again, please?"
j) "I am scratching out your eyes..."
k) "Well, we are having a similar case: a gentleman with an Aston Martin..."
l) "That will do, bye-bye!"

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

My Abitious Papal Program

Ladies and Gentlemen,

1) As a Pope I wish to help the Lord Jesus Christ return to Earth - and then we are going to see what's next...

2) Some details on the return of Jesus Christ:

a) you cannot do without world peace - because of security reasons it has to be there before Jesus Christ can return to Earth and I don't think it works in the opposite direction,

b) I as the Pope need to have enough fame, financial means, political influence and security staff among others in order to be able to protect the Lord Jesus Christ and His interests and to be able to fulfill His wishes as much as it is possible to humans,

c) I imagine the return of the Lord Jesus Christ with immense glamour, celebrations and publicity - and not silently and in secret, the return of Jesus Christ should be one of the greatest events in the history of mankind - a worldwide ceremony of at least 3 days but maybe an entire week,

d) thereafter the Kingdom of Jesus Christ and Heaven, respectively have to be established with not less glamour, celebrations and publicity than His glorious return - believers are not going to resist to this purpose with happiness...

3) I wish to prepare myself for these events in religous children's camps and in a special monastery - with a stress on global and multi-religion conversation and understanding...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Rolls-Royce Experimental Electric - Black-Out

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There has been a black-out in our suburb from 08.00 to 16.00 today because of maintenance works... The review of a dear follower of Rolls-Royce's Electricluxury.com website is much more optimistic:

James

i think that i would be amazing to have an electric engine in a wonderful car like this, but for some owners i believe charging it may be an issue, as electric cars can take hours to fully charge. However, on the upside, it will be even quieter than the original 6.75 litre V12, and also much more economical, which then in turn makes it cheaper to run. IN my overall opinion, if you decide to put this new 102EX on sale, you should definitely keep the original phantom also on sale for customers who wish to use that model.

09-05-2012

We love you, James!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Rich And Famous

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is only natural if you want to be rich and famous at the same time and it is no sign of your being greedy... Because:

a) if you are rich but not famous - that's a little suspicious and
b) if you are famous but not rich - that can be even a nightmare...

That means: if you are rich, you should be available, too and if you are available you should be able to give, as well... (Otherwise it is also o.k. if you are modest and donate everything you earn...)

As it seems it is my destiny to be rich and famous and, of course, it would be stupid to complain... Being more and more myself means to me:

a) environmental protection and
b) space research in the area of heavy industry...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Rolls-Royce In Your Everydays

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I believe that the Rolls-Royce Phantom VI Cabriolets designed by Pietro Frua are the perfect beginning for My Rolls-Royce Diary Online... These marvels designed by Pietro Frua are unique, monumental and happy - motor cars bursting with optimism...

And we need optimism like our daily bread... When you have hope in the future you plan constructive, friendly and valuable things that keep you alive - and when you are alive you plan an optimistic future again...

At working places you have coffee breaks and lunch-time... Maybe you should have pauses for a natural and bright laughter as well so that you can strenghten your company and your company can strenghten you, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team