2012. május 30., szerda

The Mystery Of Christmas

Ladies and Gentlemen,

JINGLE BELLS

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
All the fields we go
Laughing all the way

Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight!

Santa Claus also buys Rolls-Royce... (Actually it was a client from Qatar...) I would like to call your attention to the corner in the rear with the armrest and the soft leather wall - it must be pleasant...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






2012. május 23., szerda

Villa Of God's Grace

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This contemporary villa was inspired by classical monasteries... It is meant for housing a family but the church building is open to the public, of course...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2012. május 19., szombat

The Magic Of Aston Martin May 19th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Driving an Aston Martin means mutual pleasure both for the driver and for the car... For example:

a) "You are not even famous..."
b) "Vogue..."
c) "Where do you live, madam?"
d) "I wanna take you there..."
e) "Please don't try to disguise the Police... Your address please!"
f) "Nothing really matters..."
g) "Steve, I think we are going to have a guest for tonight..."
h) "Shoo-bee-doo..."
i) "Once again, please?"
j) "I am scratching out your eyes..."
k) "Well, we are having a similar case: a gentleman with an Aston Martin..."
l) "That will do, bye-bye!"

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



2012. május 16., szerda

My Abitious Papal Program

Ladies and Gentlemen,

1) As a Pope I wish to help the Lord Jesus Christ return to Earth - and then we are going to see what's next...

2) Some details on the return of Jesus Christ:

a) you cannot do without world peace - because of security reasons it has to be there before Jesus Christ can return to Earth and I don't think it works in the opposite direction,

b) I as the Pope need to have enough fame, financial means, political influence and security staff among others in order to be able to protect the Lord Jesus Christ and His interests and to be able to fulfill His wishes as much as it is possible to humans,

c) I imagine the return of the Lord Jesus Christ with immense glamour, celebrations and publicity - and not silently and in secret, the return of Jesus Christ should be one of the greatest events in the history of mankind - a worldwide ceremony of at least 3 days but maybe an entire week,

d) thereafter the Kingdom of Jesus Christ and Heaven, respectively have to be established with not less glamour, celebrations and publicity than His glorious return - believers are not going to resist to this purpose with happiness...

3) I wish to prepare myself for these events in religous children's camps and in a special monastery - with a stress on global and multi-religion conversation and understanding...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


2012. május 9., szerda

Rolls-Royce Experimental Electric - Black-Out

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There has been a black-out in our suburb from 08.00 to 16.00 today because of maintenance works... The review of a dear follower of Rolls-Royce's Electricluxury.com website is much more optimistic:

James

i think that i would be amazing to have an electric engine in a wonderful car like this, but for some owners i believe charging it may be an issue, as electric cars can take hours to fully charge. However, on the upside, it will be even quieter than the original 6.75 litre V12, and also much more economical, which then in turn makes it cheaper to run. IN my overall opinion, if you decide to put this new 102EX on sale, you should definitely keep the original phantom also on sale for customers who wish to use that model.

09-05-2012

We love you, James!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





2012. május 1., kedd

Rich And Famous

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is only natural if you want to be rich and famous at the same time and it is no sign of your being greedy... Because:

a) if you are rich but not famous - that's a little suspicious and
b) if you are famous but not rich - that can be even a nightmare...

That means: if you are rich, you should be available, too and if you are available you should be able to give, as well... (Otherwise it is also o.k. if you are modest and donate everything you earn...)

As it seems it is my destiny to be rich and famous and, of course, it would be stupid to complain... Being more and more myself means to me:

a) environmental protection and
b) space research in the area of heavy industry...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team