One More Major Result About The End Of The Year 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to explain to you why I sometimes seem to be weak and childish in the context of World War 3...

Personal Prison Guard: he or she is a person who keeps you locked in your home, in case of an attempted escape he or she finds you everywhere in the world because he or she knows you and the world very well, and when you are brought home then he or she punishes you...

Indicator Politician: he or she is a person whose welfare and health are a significant sign for his or her supporters that their political organisation is powerful and functional... An indicator politician can be a legal entity as well, for example you can talk about an indicator politician in case of the Pentagon that looks like Versailles and a Medieval castle and an international airport nowadays...

It also contributes to my financial weakness and social isolation that not only my foster-father is my personal prison guard and an indicator politician living in the same house as me but 3 American celebrities were my personal prison guards, too such as indicator politicians in the USA and the Pentagon that still exists in an isolation as a legal entity is another personal prison guard of mine and an indicator politician, too...

Practically I have a promise that I am able to represent the interests of the citizens of my countries and of the employees of my companies better in the future, as well as I am able to take more care of my loved ones in the future...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Save Planet Earth In 4 Easy Steps - December 25th 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen,


According to astronomical knowledge both the axial turning of Earth and the speed of the orbiting of Earth around the Sun are accelerating... These accelerating movements result in Earth moving away from the Sun on a line in terms of a spiral - and this moving away from the Sun might result in a frozen world on our planet instead of the accustomed and habitable environment in a distant future...

However as we know acceleration is good and we shouldn't strive to stop the accelerating movements of Planet Earth in an approximate... As all atoms of the Earth participate in the accelerating movement in terms of a spiral and so do all electrons of the Earth, electrons could be caught by an energy-absorbing device which was able to convert the energy of the electrons into an electric current...
By this energy-absorbing device for earthly electrons you could reach most importantly that the atoms of Earth slowed down and returned to a movement around the Sun in terms of a circle because atomic cores followed the slower movement of their electron clouds...

What should you start with the immense volume of energy which you was able to gain by braking the movement of Earth into a frozen nightmare? For example I dislike the polar icecaps both over the North Pole and the South Pole... Without polar icecaps humans could ship between the American Continent and Eurasia on very short routes (underneath the star-shiny sky) and in an even more exciting way mankind would have an entirely new continent for habitation (underneath the star-shiny sky) called Antarctica... Ugly polar icecaps could be melted by the electric power that you collected by the device that absorbed the increasing energy of electrons and turned it into electricity...

As far as we know the melted water out of the former polar icecaps contained much energy, too... Using this energy you could create an aura or a protective shield all around Planet Earth including the orbit of the Moon, too... This aura or protective shield could protect all earthly life against natural or man-made attacks coming from outer space in a good case... (For example humans shouldn't be afraid of fire-balls or of meteors any more...)
It is my big question where the water masses from the former polar icecaps were able to be stored in a meaningful way? An artificial moon out of ice was definitely a bad solution to me because it would slow down the accelerating movement of Earth instead of the electric device... It is my best idea that all families of Earth have an olympic-size swimming pool in their garden and the water masses from the former polar icecaps could be collected in them...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Two Politicians Fall In Love With Each Other

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"I am killing you, worm!"
"Sir doesn't have to be removed from my society because others are worse..."

"I decided to learn to drive a car... It might be useful in the future..."
"So did I... You have to be self-supporting..."

"Do you think it is good that the Minister President grew up in Monaco?"
"It is only good... He is totally motivated…"

"Do you feel attracted to the state apparatus?"
"Sometimes…"

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Intellect And Emotions

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The other day I tried to search for Madonna in the web... Actually I had been already menaced by the criminal office but I still did... That is why I have been found guilty in the following charges:

a) forcible rape,
b) attempt to cause very serious harm in wealth,
c) illegal infiltration into the USA,
d) rogue committed in a group,
e) attempt to commit crime against the state,
f) violation against freedom of worship,
g) abuse of weapon,
h) internet criminality,
i) physical violence against children (I am ugly),
j) attempt to render junk...

My death sentence has to be executed in the gas chamber...

Don't give up on me, this happened to me already in 2001 and I am still o.k.

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Creative Idea For Mercedes-Benz September 5th 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let's become serious... The new CLS Shooting Brake of Mercedes-Benz looks like a very flat version of the ingenious R-class... Perhaps a very flat sandwich-floor could be integrated in a car like the MB CLS Shooting Brake in order to unify the 2 concepts...

This step is possible because technologies that were intended to debut in the sandwich-floor of the R-class (electric batteries, hydrogen fuel tanks, fuel cells etc.) become smaller and smaller and no greater room is required for them any more... Nevertheless these technologies could mean the future of car design...

What is the advantage of the MB CLS Shooting Brake to the MB R-class? The new car is more sportive, it is more comfortable to use (no 3rd row of seats) and it is more secure as well, and if you turn it into an off-roader it has got better off-road-qualities, too as it is lighter... However the MB CLS Shooting Break prides itself on a huge luggage compartment as well...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

HELP! (I mean The Beatles)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If you live a life with not much sex within then you may say to a person who was abused even by a Russian spy that he or she is a looser and that there is other kind of knowledge in the world as well... On the other hand, you can also say that it is sex that life in general originates from and if you live a virginal life then you didn't really start to live your life yet... Right now, it is most interesting to me what God says over sexual life - at the very beginning of the Holy Script...

²⁰ Then God commanded, “Let the water be filled with many kinds of living beings, and let the air be filled with birds.” ²¹ So God created the great sea monsters, all kinds of creatures that live in the water, and all kinds of birds. And God was pleased with what he saw. ²² He blessed them all and told the creatures that live in the water to reproduce and to fill the sea, and he told the birds to increase in number. ²³ Evening passed and morning came—that was the fifth day.

²⁴ Then God commanded, “Let the earth produce all kinds of animal life: domestic and wild, large and small”—and it was done. ²⁵ So God made them all, and he was pleased with what he saw.

²⁶ Then God said, “And now we will make human beings; they will be like us and resemble us. They will have power over the fish, the birds, and all animals, domestic and wild,^[d] large and small.” ²⁷ So God created human beings, making them to be like himself. He created them male and female, ²⁸ blessed them, and said, “Have many children, so that your descendants will live all over the earth and bring it under their control. I am putting you in charge of the fish, the birds, and all the wild animals. ²⁹ I have provided all kinds of grain and all kinds of fruit for you to eat; ³⁰ but for all the wild animals and for all the birds I have provided grass and leafy plants for food”—and it was done. ³¹ God looked at everything he had made, and he was very pleased. Evening passed and morning came—that was the sixth day.

First God commanded to all kinds of animals that they multiply... Second God created human beings in order to rule over the world... Finally God commanded to humans to multiply, too... However if humans multiply with too great power then they cannot rule over the world actually... Rulers are always there in humble numbers and if a species over-multiplies then the individuals don't even have enough to eat, not to mention a domination... So there is a contradiction in the third and highlighted sentence, and it is meant as a paradoxon according to me...

That's why I always wanted to bring up 2 children...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

All-Round-Safety From Mercedes-Benz

Ladies and Gentlemen,

No comment...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Disgust 3

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am disgusted by myself...

I used to say that my friends didn't even love me for my money... I have to tell now that money is not enough actually... You can realise some security by money or you can provide someone with the basics of living by money - but so much cannot be called happiness for this part or kindness from that part...

One's colourful personality is not enough even to make friends... Only what I do to others can convince them of my love...

"Thank you for have pressed the button!"
"Thank you for have watched this movie with me!"

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Distraction Of The World

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am being offered luxury cars - it is alright... I love speed...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

A Creative Idea For Maybach June 20th 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I can also imagine a hill of decorative pillows in a Maybach 62 on which rear passengers can rest their feet when the relaxing seats are not open... Yes, in front of the rear passengers there is only some plenum - so that your thoughts can fly...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Woman Behind The Steering Wheel

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"Actually you cannot be injured in a car accident..." (Berta Wolfinger-Boeing)

"When your car is a Rolls-Royce..." (me)

Have you ever heard such complaints: "A basilica/ a cathedral flung out in front of me..." Most car accidents happen during overtaking namely...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sinners In My Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here is my life inside-out and upside-down... For the persons on my list these arguments are typically funny...

1) my former psychoanalyst - she committed a couple of crimes against me, nobody is going to punish her (put her in jail etc.),
2) my former pastor - he is just too difficult to access, especially in need,
3) my former best friend - she has got a different life already,
4) my foster-mother - she services satan, she deserves her life,
5) my official friends - nobody can survive on his or her own, that means they have got friends already, but they have got very strong emotions for me as well,
6) the US Military - they committed a couple of crimes against me, nobody is going to punish them (no financial penalty etc.),
7) sometimes I'm having fun as well...

In the picture below: my brother Jake in outer space...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Downsizing

Ladies and Gentlemen,


What to do if the population of Earth sinks to approx. 43 million people?

1) Industrial and agricultural works have to be done by robots...

2) Restoration of nature (a wonder is very likely)...

3) Cities have to be reduced to a minimum...

4) You can reckon seriously with a resurrection in huge numbers...


Estimated human population according to the continents:

USA - approx. 3 million

Europe - approx. 8 million

Africa - approx. 5 million

Asia - approx. 10 million

South-America - approx. 2 million

Australia - approx. 5 million

Atlantis - approx. 10 million


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Winter In Washington D.C.

Ladies and Gentlemen,


PRESIDENT: I succeeded in acquiring a tiled stove...

CHOIR: A what?

PRESIDENT: It is a fire place built out of tiles that keep the warmth... How was your day?

CHOIR: My mother is going to move here...

PRESIDENT: That is the best... I don't know for how long we have been only eating canned food...

CHOIR: What do you think of the Mexican immigrants?

PRESIDENT: That's not the way we are going to solve our social problems...

Church bells start to buzz...

PRESIDENT: Life has been funny since Madonna is our neighbour...

CHOIR: The Pentagon was not better either...

PRESIDENT: I'm being upstairs...

The President is singing karaoke, very loudly...

CHOIR: Joey, I am sorry for disturbing but they are questioning you if you can fly an airplane on your own... Because that would most secure...

PRESIDENT: It is winter...

CHOIR: Marine One is here!

The drama goes on in the bunker of the White House...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Creative Ideas For Maybach

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Inside of the hole in the Maybach 62 a piece of Meissen porcelain or an aquarium could be fitted... Furthermore fruits (not the scent of fruits) could be dished up on a silver plate as well...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Personal Message

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Actually I have got a Personal Prison Guard... A Personal Prison Guard:

a) knows you,

b) finds you anywhere in the world,

c) brings you home and

d) punishes you...

A Personal Prison Guard has got a power output of estimated 30,000.00 HP... (It used to be worse...)

Therapy: nuclear submarine...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Folklore February 19th 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There is a new folkway in the USA... "Wasting money" originates in Seattle and it means the following: a gay man (reasonably the custom is only there among homosexual men) puts a candy bar into a condom and fastens it on the windscreen of the car of another man who he loves... The owner of the car must find out who he has the present from... The name "wasting money" might express the disappointment of the giver over his intention...

It is very interesting but the traffic warrants of the Police don't count as a score, "wasting money" is only similar to the measure of the Police...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Permission Of Detachment

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Who is going to live in the Empire State Building?

Me...

Who else?

All of our other palaces are nothing but homes: no politics, no business and no science... It doesn't matter because there are politics and business and science elsewhere... I think that the Empire State Building could be useful, as an exception among our palaces...

What does the USA need now?

I think that the USA needs the equality of rights of homosexuals at the moment for its further development... These rights could be expressed by a building, as well... So within the scope of NWBT the Empire State Building could offer prestigious apartments for gay people...

Why?

I have the experience that as long as you solve the problems of your life you also work a lot and you change the world in a constructive way...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Fairy Tale About The Seashore