Sinners In My Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here is my life inside-out and upside-down... For the persons on my list these arguments are typically funny...

1) my former psychoanalyst - she committed a couple of crimes against me, nobody is going to punish her (put her in jail etc.),
2) my former pastor - he is just too difficult to access, especially in need,
3) my former best friend - she has got a different life already,
4) my foster-mother - she services satan, she deserves her life,
5) my official friends - nobody can survive on his or her own, that means they have got friends already, but they have got very strong emotions for me as well,
6) the US Military - they committed a couple of crimes against me, nobody is going to punish them (no financial penalty etc.),
7) sometimes I'm having fun as well...

In the picture below: my brother Jake in outer space...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Downsizing

Ladies and Gentlemen,


What to do if the population of Earth sinks to approx. 43 million people?

1) Industrial and agricultural works have to be done by robots...

2) Restoration of nature (a wonder is very likely)...

3) Cities have to be reduced to a minimum...

4) You can reckon seriously with a resurrection in huge numbers...


Estimated human population according to the continents:

USA - approx. 3 million

Europe - approx. 8 million

Africa - approx. 5 million

Asia - approx. 10 million

South-America - approx. 2 million

Australia - approx. 5 million

Atlantis - approx. 10 million


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Winter In Washington D.C.

Ladies and Gentlemen,


PRESIDENT: I succeeded in acquiring a tiled stove...

CHOIR: A what?

PRESIDENT: It is a fire place built out of tiles that keep the warmth... How was your day?

CHOIR: My mother is going to move here...

PRESIDENT: That is the best... I don't know for how long we have been only eating canned food...

CHOIR: What do you think of the Mexican immigrants?

PRESIDENT: That's not the way we are going to solve our social problems...

Church bells start to buzz...

PRESIDENT: Life has been funny since Madonna is our neighbour...

CHOIR: The Pentagon was not better either...

PRESIDENT: I'm being upstairs...

The President is singing karaoke, very loudly...

CHOIR: Joey, I am sorry for disturbing but they are questioning you if you can fly an airplane on your own... Because that would most secure...

PRESIDENT: It is winter...

CHOIR: Marine One is here!

The drama goes on in the bunker of the White House...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team