Inventory Of My Clothes

Ladies and Gentlemen,

1) underwear - 20 pieces

2) white T-shirts - 20 pieces

3) colourful T-shirts - 20 pieces

4) jeans - 10 pairs

5) trousers - 10 pairs

6) shirts - 10 pieces

7) jackets - 10 pieces

8) pullovers - 10 pieces

9) suits of clothes - 10 pieces

10) winter coats - 5 pieces

11) combat jackets - 5 pieces

12) vests - 5 pieces

13) neckties - 10 pieces

14) shoes - 15 pairs

15) socks - 20 pairs

16) tracksuit - 5 pieces

17) shorts - 5 pieces

18) swimwear - 5 pieces

19) leather jacket - 5 pieces

20) leather pants - 5 pieces

21) casual wear - 20 pieces

No piece of clothes can be older than 3 years...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Hungary Becoming A Superpower

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think many Hungarians can't stand Hungary - because Hungary is poor... Hungary is poor because many Hungarians can't stand it... You have to break this vicious circle by making Hungary rich... I think Minister President Dr. Orbán Viktor's all actions are targeting this change...

What else could be done in order to make Hungary rich?

a) Hungary and many surrounding states could be unified in the Eastern European Empire - which would be a rich country anyway...

b) Getting rid of dust... By planting oak forests and lawn - you would have to buy wheat and other grain "from abroad..." And by breeding more cows - in Alpine countries that seems to be the biggest part of agriculture... If nothing else works you have to build a roof over the country...

c) Further spreading the open-air museum-look in the countryside...

d) Boldly using computers in all areas of life... Etc.

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Making Myself Comfortable In The West

Ladies and Gentlemen,

1) air-conditioning on 23 Degrees Celsius

2) hamburgers, Chinese food, pizzas, Gyros, fish and chips

3) Mercedes SL AMG

4) desk in my bedroom, empty carpets

5) Apple MacBook Pro

6) collection of books, CDs and DVDs, restoration of iTunes

7) gay sauna at least once a week

8) denture

9) goose liver, shrimp

10) biker gloves, biker shorts, sneakers

11) watches, mobile phone, sunglasses, backpack

12) fountain pens, pen holder

13) jewels

14) decent makeup

15) collection of baseball caps, 200 pieces of clothes

16) collection of model cars, model airplanes and plush animals

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team