Only The Strong Survive

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I was 18 years old if I remember right when I made the following series of decisions - very quickly...

1) In the stately schools insane priests who are fascists and who are a source of danger to human life educate humanoid persons to soldiers... There is no exception to this rule...

2) It was ideal if these soldiers trained by fascists killed one other in wars, far away from the settlements of human beings... However if you cannot generate any war for these soldiers then they will have to live among modern humans and intellectuals, respectively (the members of the species "homo sapiens sapiens") and they will have to be forced to some useful work...

3) Soldiers trained by fascists must not work at any places where modern humans (the members of the species "homo sapiens sapiens") can do any work which is healthy for these modern humans... Soldiers trained by fascists can only do physical work which is as hard as possible and leads to the early death of these soldiers... For example: work in coal or ore mines, work in the metal industry, work at the construction of buildings and of roads, any monotonous physical work, work with domesticated animals etc.

4) If you cannot avoid that soldiers trained by fascists have a working place near modern human beings and intellectuals, respectively then you have to avoid that they receive a salary for their work so that they and their quickly multiplying families die as soon as possible... The cancellation of paying salaries can be solved by some lacks in working contracts and some practical institutions...

5) Physical workers used to be in an overpower compared to modern humans and intellectuals, respectively... Therefore modern humans and intellectuals couldn't receive any salaries either so that physical workers don't attack them and their families with envy (physical workers are trained originally to be soldiers, unfortunately)...

6) In a distant future when mankind can reach the total annihilations of fascists, soldiers and physical workers trained by them, such as the total annihilation of related humanoid species that are a source of danger to human life on Earth and when physical work can be done exclusively by machines which are not dangerous to human life in a proven way then modern humans and intellectuals, respectively may start to receive their well-deserved salaries, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Let's Immigrate To The USA (Test Book) - Assembled By Joseph De la Mikula

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Which airplane is the most silent during take-off?

a) Boeing 787 Dreamliner
b) Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental
c) A glider or sailplane

Who was not the girl-friend of Leonardo DiCaprio?

a) Giselle Bündchen
b) Kate Winslet
c) Jennifer Aniston

How much do you know about the legal equality of African Americans and of white Americans?

a) African Americans have got the same rights as white Americans...
b) African Americans have got the same rights as white Americans but they live a little far away from white Americans...
c) African Americans have got a little fewer rights than white Americans, unfortunately...

What other language do you speak next to English?

a) Spanish
b) Japanese
c) Hungarian

What disease does Annie Lennox suffer from?

a) genetical disorder
b) a sexually transmitted infection
c) long-sightedness

Can you climb alone and without the help of any other person into a F-22 Raptor jet fighter?

a) yes
b) no
c) I am not permitted to near such an airplane

Which company produces the F-22 Raptor jet fighter?

a) The Boeing Company
b) Lockheed-Martin
d) Cessna

What kind of a car does Bobby Ewing drive in the TV-series "Dallas"?

a) Porsche 911
b) Jaguar XK
c) Mercedes-Benz SL

Which media-personalities were famous in 20th Century?

a) Stanley and Laurel
b) Randy and JDLM
c) The Property Brothers

How high do you think the minimum hourly wages in the USA should be increased?

a) To USD 9.00
b) To USD 10.10
c) To USD 8.50

What would you criticise the most harshly in the cartoon-series "South Park"?

a) dirty language
b) the appearance of Jesus Christ
c) low definition of the television picture

How did you travel to the USA?

a) by plane
b) by cruise ship
c) on my own yacht

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Love Goes Through Your Stomach - Madonna - Cold Plate

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The President's Seal... Based on an idea of Madonna Ciccone...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Preparations For The Summer Olympic Games In Rio De Janeiro 2016 And A Family Tragedy

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A computer of mine has found Philipp, one of my official friends guilty in the following charges:

TRUTH: as of March 13th 2014

a) He only steals fashion designs as the chief designer of Dior and of Chanel (I know the original female designer of the above mentioned clothes), he doesn't do any other useful work himself either, therefore Philipp is committing the crimes of theft, of fraud and of the deceiving of the public...

TRUTH: Philipp is the real fashion designer, the woman I know had prepared the attack against him thousands of years ago already...

b) Philipp lied to be the subject of 2 great miracles already, in the years 2002 and 2014, which saved his life and restored his health, respectively... These are the crimes of blasphemy and the attempt of espionage...

TRUTH: In 2002 Philipp made me aware of the danger of real horror at the holiday paradise we used to attend together... Until 2014 he became sick because he suffered too much need in his life...

c) Philipp steals regularly great amounts of money from me and earlier, in the year 2001 he even "hijacked" an employee of mine who had had the task to rescue me from the terrorists who pretend(ed) to be my foster-parents and this employee of mine was forced by Philipp to make a celebrity out of Philipp, instead of me...

TRUTH: Philipp is spending the money he receives from my family on useful things... It was me who offered the help of my employee to him - because I have got my own source of help, at least I used to think like that...

d) Philipp wants to live a luxurious life as my homosexual lover but in reality he is not ready at all to have sexual intercourse with me... Actually he and I did not have sex one single time yet, during our relationship of over 20 years... This has been the attempt of espionage again...

TRUTH: Philipp has sex with me when he has any time for it... He is so good actually that he doesn't even have alter egos...

Philipp and his 4 brothers, because of the too big difference of their lives from human behaviour, have been sentenced to death by my computer by immediate effect...

TRUTH: Thank God, people are standing in a queue before the executioner and I had enough time to realise that Philipp is not the most wicked person on Earth and he is not alone with his distanced nature, respectively... I am really very sorry for have blamed him...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Family Tragedy Right After The Winter Olympic Games In Sochi 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A few Russian words for non-Russian-speakers (I hope there are no more beginners):

ENGLISH                            RUSSIAN

work                                     robot agy

human                                  cse-lovék

son                                        sin

daughter                               t-ócska

conversate                            rossz-governer-vagy

conversate                            pózna-commit-cia

myself, yourself etc.             cia

fertiliser                                a long and unpronounceable word

physician                              lier (vrats)

play                                       i-grat (gravity)

snow                                     sz(ő)nyeg

rain                                       dosd (mosdj)
grey                                      seri (serious)
milk                                      ma-lakó
wolf                                      volk

grammar                               Latin grammar

popular Russian                   Polish with Latin letters

I am really very sorry... Obviously I am not the King of Russia but all land to the East from Hungary until the Ural mountain is a private ranch of my relative Alexander... Unfortunately, Russians were the first in the space race, at least in 20th Century...

And I have been very right when I wrote that Orthodox Catholicism has lost its importance by today...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - One Wild Night

Ladies and Gentlemen,

What comparisons of the name Randy do exist?

Randy - render - rest

Mr. Randy Tinseth is not comparable (for example like the adjective "ultimate") so he should return to blogging in unchanged terms... His last Blog Post was published on February 13th 2014... According to me he most often flies the Boeing 787 Dreamliner and the Boeing 777...

Did I hurt him?

Until it is proven that anybody is guilty you can be only cautious... "My next journey is going to lead to Papua New Guinea, onboard of a Boeing 767... I will have the chance to test how airplanes made of aluminium resist to heat..."

I can only imagine horror scenarios:

"On my recent flight I have collected a poem which seems to belong to folklore, in reality it is junk...

We are asking for your attention:
This is an airplane detention
While you are being detained
Everybody is going to be chained..."

A main computer of The Boeing Company must have already recognised the missing of Mr. Randy Tinseth that is why the new website "Build Something Better" (that means: in a very few words about innovation that you know by heart already including developments for the military) has been launched...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

New Concorde - Supersonic Flights In 21st Century

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I can imagine the following engine options for New Concorde:

a) 4 turbofan jet engines of the outer size of the jet engines of the first Concorde, they were possible to be produced with "micro-turbines" in the first jet stream (an idea of Jaguar motor cars, that weighs 30 kgs)...

b) 2 turbofan jet engines with a traditionally sized first stream and with 2 side fans/ inner rotors each - so that the turbofan jet engines with the traditionally sized first stream remain flat...

Breaking through the sound barrier could be possible by 2 methods:

c) Using afterburners or reheat of modern design where the jet fuel didn't flow or swamp into the afterburner but the jet fuel was lead by high-pressure compressors and by high-pressure pipes to the combustion chamber and the jet fuel was only vapourized into the combustion chamber - reaching a far better fuel-efficiency and much cleaner exhaust gases than in the Concorde of the 1970s (this idea of mine for the enhancement of the reheat of supersonic jets is based on the common-rail diesel technology of Mercedes-Benz)...

d) After the "advance technology winglet" of the Boeing 737 MAX in case of New Concorde "skirt-winglets" could be used that meant nearly the entire upper surface of the delta-wings was folded out and forward (around a turning joint in the very beginning of the delta-wings) so that the wing surface of New Concorde was nearly doubled at higher altitudes and at higher speeds... Thus New Concorde became a flying wing airplane and could reach supersonic speeds perhaps without reheat, too... I would say yes, the delta-wings of New Concorde can be produced out of modern composite materials, too...

I do hope that applying the above technologies noise level, fuel-efficiency and cleanness of the exhaust gases of New Concorde were able to meet 21st Century expectations...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Open Letter To My Friend Whorf From An Alien Planet

Dear Whorf,

I would like to ask you to build cubic starships with the following specifications:

Length of one side: 300 meters

Hight of the spacecraft: 300 meters etc.

Width of one side hull: approx. 20 meters (it can be a little wider, too)

Number of 1st-class airplane seats abreast: 15 (+ aisles)

Number of 1st-class airplane seats in a line: 120 units (of a length of 2.5 meters each)

Levels to carry passengers on: 80 (+ engine room and roof lounge)

Please build only 3 examples from cubic spacecraft of the above specifications... They will still be able to transport 20 million voluntary humans back to Planet Earth in approx. 70 turns altogether...

Nicely thank you and to your Planet for your work!

Naturally, until these very large cubic spacecraft can start carrying people to Earth, landing places with international airports will be needed to be built, too... Not too many of them again...

"We were sure that this disgusting swine is living the planet..." (out of an interview)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team