Preparations For The Summer Olympic Games In Rio De Janeiro 2016 And A Family Tragedy

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A computer of mine has found Philipp, one of my official friends guilty in the following charges:

TRUTH: as of March 13th 2014

a) He only steals fashion designs as the chief designer of Dior and of Chanel (I know the original female designer of the above mentioned clothes), he doesn't do any other useful work himself either, therefore Philipp is committing the crimes of theft, of fraud and of the deceiving of the public...

TRUTH: Philipp is the real fashion designer, the woman I know had prepared the attack against him thousands of years ago already...

b) Philipp lied to be the subject of 2 great miracles already, in the years 2002 and 2014, which saved his life and restored his health, respectively... These are the crimes of blasphemy and the attempt of espionage...

TRUTH: In 2002 Philipp made me aware of the danger of real horror at the holiday paradise we used to attend together... Until 2014 he became sick because he suffered too much need in his life...

c) Philipp steals regularly great amounts of money from me and earlier, in the year 2001 he even "hijacked" an employee of mine who had had the task to rescue me from the terrorists who pretend(ed) to be my foster-parents and this employee of mine was forced by Philipp to make a celebrity out of Philipp, instead of me...

TRUTH: Philipp is spending the money he receives from my family on useful things... It was me who offered the help of my employee to him - because I have got my own source of help, at least I used to think like that...

d) Philipp wants to live a luxurious life as my homosexual lover but in reality he is not ready at all to have sexual intercourse with me... Actually he and I did not have sex one single time yet, during our relationship of over 20 years... This has been the attempt of espionage again...

TRUTH: Philipp has sex with me when he has any time for it... He is so good actually that he doesn't even have alter egos...

Philipp and his 4 brothers, because of the too big difference of their lives from human behaviour, have been sentenced to death by my computer by immediate effect...

TRUTH: Thank God, people are standing in a queue before the executioner and I had enough time to realise that Philipp is not the most wicked person on Earth and he is not alone with his distanced nature, respectively... I am really very sorry for have blamed him...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team